December 2010
97 posts
“Alcohol makes people sad. It’s like the Lifetime movies of beverages.”
– Troy, Community. (via strangersindanger)
Help Mike Find This Poster
http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/12/16/simpsons-poster-exclusive/
Seriously. I want it. Cannot find it.
I will pay mad money for it.
“The Venture Bros.: Mid-Life Chrysalis (#1.8)” (2004)
O.S.I. Instructor: Well, let’s see here, Mr. Samson. On the driving portion, you totalled every car but the one you were driving; on the pistol range, you refused to use a gun. And, uh, oh. Hah! Yeah, here’s my favorite: on the written, you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records. Brock Samson: ...
Before "Spider-Man," other Broadway shows had... →
Watchstonerparty:
We’re locking up people that have taken a couple puffs of marijuana and next thing you know they’ve got 10 years with mandatory sentences, these judges just say, they throw up their hands and say nothing we can do with these mandatory sentences. We’ve got to take a look at what we’re considering crimes and that’s one of ‘em. I’m not exactly for the use of drugs, don’t get me...
Words To Live By
“Most of you, I suspect, will want to have both a career and self-repesct. This is outrageously difficult to manage, probably impossible in the long run, and this is where the Devil comes in. He will tell you that you will be able to get back to doing what you love in good time, and that if you devote years to producing garbage for money you aren’t necessarily wrecking your skills and...
The Strange Happiness of the Emergency Medic →
In my first five minutes inside the truck, there were calls for a woman having a seizure in a grocery store, an eight-week-old boy choking, a homeless man found unconscious in an alley, an elderly man with difficulty breathing, a possible heart attack in a chicken restaurant. If you just sat inside that truck listening to the radio, you’d believe the world was falling apart. It’s madness.
And now it looks like Obama's getting his START... →
The U.S. Senate has repealed Don't Ask, Don't... →
inothernews:
Remember how he kept insisting that Congress, not the courts, repeal this shameful law?
Looks like he knew what he was doing after all.
By a vote of 65 to 31, with eight Republicans joining Democrats, the Senate approved and sent to President Obama a repeal of the Clinton-era law, known as “don’t ask, don’t tell,” a policy critics said amounted to government-sanctioned...
Twitter is somehow worth $3.7 billion. Somewhere,... →
Too Much Gummy →
“That story was way overblown; it was false; it had nothing to do with the whole...”
– Newest member of the Phillies CLIFF LEE, asked if his wife getting spit on during a playoff game at Yankee Stadium had anything to do with him not signing with New York.
As he’s also said in the past, whoever did do that at the game is not representative of Yankees fans at all. And that person is...
